It is one of the classic question for toilet paper brands, and the subject of much debate. Some say it’s a matter of personal preference, but the answer is clear: Under. Like where your kids hide at their desks during a mass shooting.

This turd of an idea stinks and needs to be flushed immediately. More guns in schools is not the answer. In poll after poll, the overwhelming majority of teachers say they do not want to carry guns in the classroom. Also, not to state the obvious, but: teachers aren’t police. They don’t get paid enough as it is.

No, they’re only available for a limited time at performances of “Guac,” by Change the Ref’s Manuel Oliver. Online sales in limited quantities will begin Feb 14, 2025.

If you want the other kind of thoughts and prayers, those are only available for purchase in Congress. Or the Supreme Court.

More useful in the bathroom than they are against gun violence. Call your representative and tell them without action, thoughts and prayers aren’t worth $h!t.

Sadly, these days it’s probably safer than dropping yours off at school.

They’re owned by those skid marks in the gun lobby, and they’re perfectly comfortable with their streaks of inaction. Meanwhile, more than 100 people die every day because of gun violence.